May 2013
doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
inbox:
please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes
I'm trying so hard...
soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
i hope one day you find someone who makes flowers grow in even the saddest parts of you
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
me: eats a snack while making a snack
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
me: i think i already reblogged this
me: did i already reblog this
me: i totally already reblogged this
me: ah who cares i'm reblogging it again
jesusplaysafreebird:
potatoandotherwise:
Mean Girls came out nine years ago we can stop quoting it now
boo you whore
pizza:
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
cryingbecausemerlin:
the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be
anthorias:
falling for you was an experience that words cannot convey
dizzeedreamer:
I don’t understand schools.
If you have a broken leg you don’t have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you’re forced to do public speaking
yourfuckingdarling:
I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
madgay:
how to solve every problem ever
ignore it
whores:
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
multipack:
pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y
uggatrip:
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline